A message in the Marriage councilor's office:
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| www.clipartof.com |
I will help you tackle your errant wife, who gives
you lots of pain from the top of your head to the callus
underneath your feet".
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| dreamstime.com |
Indian political scenario:
Indian democracy has been pushed to such a low level
since independence whichever party comes to power,
it will be: "Government of the politicians, by the politicians
and for the politicians".
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| pinterest.com |
since independence whichever party comes to power,
it will be: "Government of the politicians, by the politicians
and for the politicians".
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| Politicians and poor Indians. sunilscove.wordpress.com |
Woman's fury:
"Nature's fury - tornadoes and hurricanes as we all know are seasonal and we can face them well prepared. As for mad, jealous woman's anger and and intemperate behavior, one will be caught unawares and does not know when
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"The after effects of both intoxication and
infatuation wear out much faster than the puddle of
water on the ground that vaporizes quickly under the hot
tropical sun".
infatuation wear out much faster than the puddle of
water on the ground that vaporizes quickly under the hot
tropical sun".
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Mind and tongue in check:
"If the mind is in check and the flapping tongue is on leash many a problem can be kept at bay. If not, you will be heading for serious trouble".
Unwanted guest:
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| girl with zipped mouth. a way of keeping the tongue on leash. www.shutterstock.co |
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| Ever active mouth & tonguewww.freepik.com |
"If the mind is in check and the flapping tongue is on leash many a problem can be kept at bay. If not, you will be heading for serious trouble".
Unwanted guest:
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| Unwanted guest. www.cartoonstock.com |
''It is nice to have guests in your house. Mind you, an unwanted. over-bearing, nosy guest is the most disgusting character on your premises".
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| Unwanted guest.www.cartoonstock.com |
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| Man with a fish. www.clipartof.com |
Secret between husband and wife:
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| Rooster and day break .shutterstock.com |
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| Rooster and day break. www.istockphoto.com |
Hiding a secret from your beloved wife is an impossible thing,
because ....... " Hiding a secret from your wife is like trying
to sneak a daybreak past a rooster".
....... Lou Walters, American Journalist
because ....... " Hiding a secret from your wife is like trying
to sneak a daybreak past a rooster".
....... Lou Walters, American Journalist
xxxx
To be alone:
"Considering the fact that we meet all kinds of people in our lives,
choosing the right person as our friends has become a tough job.
As such, I would rather be alone, starring at the ceiling in my house than in the company of lousy, bad people. Why take risk?"
Spiritualist and his safeguard:
"We, nowadays, run into fake God men and preachers of
spirituality. For them religion may be the best armor to save their
head and soul, but it is the worst cloak to cover their immorality of cheating the innocent people. "
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| Lonely souls in the grave.artoonstock.com |
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| Nice tp be alone, quotesideas.com |
"Considering the fact that we meet all kinds of people in our lives,
choosing the right person as our friends has become a tough job.
As such, I would rather be alone, starring at the ceiling in my house than in the company of lousy, bad people. Why take risk?"
Spiritualist and his safeguard:
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| Swamiji and black money. mysay.in |
spirituality. For them religion may be the best armor to save their
head and soul, but it is the worst cloak to cover their immorality of cheating the innocent people. "
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| Swamiji and polygraph test!!blog.cartoonmovement.com |
Beggar and the broke:
"The difference between a bankrupt and the beggar is the, former
is without a panhandle and the latter is never bankrupt, but with
a panhandle to rattle and a mobile phone to chat."
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Bottomless wallet:
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| Beggar and mobile phone.sushantskoltey.wordpress.com |
is without a panhandle and the latter is never bankrupt, but with
a panhandle to rattle and a mobile phone to chat."
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| Beggars' concern.funnyjunksite.com |
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| Bankrupt. financialserviceswarehouse.co.uk |
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| Financial and moral bankruptcy..cartoonstock.com |
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Bottomless wallet:
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| Man with a wallet .clipartof.com |
"A politician's wallet is bottomless, so is beggars' purse. It can never be filled up to the brim.".
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From old posts navrangindia.blogspot.com (Funny Quotes and humor nos18,19, 20)
