Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor 04

 Easy money:

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"When people are under the delirium of easy money, in their anxiety to  get it as fast as they can, either they will trip  midway or go to any length to get it. ultimately ending up in jail or losing peace of mind".

Boredom:
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"When guests or friends drop in on you surprisingly, be happy  and invite them with a bright smile. Do not ever invite them to your house with a languid or  lethargic yawn and the look of disguised boredom".

 Errant wife:
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"When a man is unlucky to have an errant or unruly wife, no doubt, she will give him  lots of  heart burns and  problems from the lump on the head to the callus  underneath his feet. Prospective grooms should be ready to face the  situation the way matador handles the bull (Toro)''.
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Making remarks:

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"Making carping remarks on other person is a bad habit. People in government service have to be extra  careful because sometimes silly remarks  bring out  more idiocy than infamy".

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Rags to riches:
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"The man's success is a little told fairly tale of rags to riches  
through sheer competence, hard work and patience under demanding circumstances
".
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 Gaffes:

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"Irrespective of countries, where there is a Presidential or Parliamentary election involving competing politicians, there is no way one can lose sight of  brazen betrayals, inspiring stump speeches of promises and plenty, accusations and counter accusations, discussion on other neta's private life, etc. To cap it all, one can not miss the fun  and excitement of  gaffes and whistle blowing that will make the audience burst into guffaw. For the media it is a big scoop for their newspapers and TV shows.

Success and failures:
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"From the Sunrise to Sundown,  man's life is eventful all the way  with ripples of joy, success and  triumphs, more often than not, interlaced with  surges of failures, triumphs and horrible disappointments".

Civility and profanity:

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''In the place where bigotry, swearing and profanity spew into open,  it will be  foolish to expect the luxury of civility and dignity. They are already in the grave". 


Noisy people:

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When cheats, corrupt and dishonest people gather to have a nice chat, their noise will be louder than the peals of  summer thunder or big  laughter coming out of a high society ladies' club"

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 Wants and desires:

"In this ever-changing  world, as seasons go by, our  necessities and desires always  also grow in tandem and, sometime, go over the limit. So, it is important to keep them in check".
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Flattering people:
 
" In our daily lives we more often run into obnoxious and nasty people. Among them, more dangerous  than your arch or sworn-enemies are the ones who  flatter you for everything; if given room, your identity will get lost in the barrage of flattery".


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 No empty coffers:


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" When you have  Charity and Dharma on your mind  and when they become ingrained in you, they 'll never make your coffers empty. For a good cause, it is always brimful".

Hell-hole:

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"God created the universe,
communities made the country. 
Citizens made the town,  
Husband made the house,
Wife made the family,
Children made the paradise,
Alas! corrupt  and ever-yapping politicians  (natas)
Made our country a hell-hole of mayhem".  


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Obstacles:
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" Just the way trash is used as manure to raise crops, setbacks, failures, mistakes and flaws  can be used as nuggets of inspiration to succeed in life. Behind the famous inventions one could see a spate of blunders and failures".

 Money and happiness: 
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"It is a paradox that happiness and money hardly ever stay together under the same roof. If one is out, the other is in. Vice verse."

Women cops and men:


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Facing a lady cop is not a funny thing! Pinterest

"It is unfortunate that  countless  men for decades are yet to develop a proper mindset to face the lady cops seriously when confronted in a  bad situation. They fell they are booby-trapped!!".

Roadblocks to success:

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  "Jealousy, ego and self adulation - they are the first roadblocks to success in life. Some succeed in their lives because, they do not give in  to such transient aspects of life. But, many fail  miserably and do not retain the the fruits of  their success because they are blinded  by the above three-headed  devil". 

Competition and challenges:
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"Any  competition is a challenge, an act of  emulation  that will spur us into positive action to  reach greater heights."  

Unless and otherwise mentioned, quotes are mine and not intended to hurt or malign....KNJ

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Reposted from early  posts