Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" - 33

Navrang India June 27, 2026

 1. Disciplined mind

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"When well cultivated,  disciplined mind will take a man uphill  and help him reach higher goals in life.  A well-focused mind  will carefully eliminate the negative factors and accentuate the positive elements in dealing with tough things in life. The advantage is you develop a balanced approach to any given situation or problem."

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2. Trailblazing
"He is  the one who does not stick to the age old convention and tries to do something  easily visible. In order to do it, he  pushes the limits to discover something unique. Unfortunately, he is a highly criticized and commented  person in this society. Unlike others who do the same thing over and over, a maverick does something altogether different; hence, he stands aloof, be proud of listening to what his mind says."

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4. Desires and miseries
"Both are, to some extent, controllable. When our desires go sky-high, it is likely, the consequent miseries may push us deep down to the abyss. The root of all miseries is unfulfilled desire by not putting in enough hard work to achieve it.  Both desire and misery stand together. When desire is in, so is misery. To lead a peaceful life, we have to limit our desires to avoid consequent miseries."

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5. Superstition
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"Superstition is not based on scientific fact and along with myth it is overshadowed by rationality and humanity. Invariably fear is the main cause of superstition and if it is not overcome, progress can not be made by a society. The worst forms of superstition are witchcraft and animal sacrifice."

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6. Birds of same feather
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"No example is more befitting than our politicians who always do things in collusion with other party members. They are partners in corruption, nepotism, illegal gratification, stashing money in foreign banks, etc., both at central and state levels. To the innocent public  they may appear at variance and not united on the dais, but behind the curtain, they are all buddies in wheeling and dealings and never fail to flock together."

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7. Panhandlers And Politicians

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"Though politicians  are doing the same job in a different way, there exists a difference between beggars who rattle their panhandle on the sunny streets to get our attention. Irresponsible  politicians work for the people in the comforts of air-conditioned buildings, while beggars living in abject poverty, go begging on the crowded cities to fill up  their sunken stomach. Politicians,  do the same by going on a begging spree, demanding kickbacks  from the public to make their already fat belly burst at seams"and stash their boodles in the Swiss banks."  

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8. Respecting Women
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9. Inseparable
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"The two inseparable buddies  are  like gamblers and capers; politicians and lies; gossips and  yapping women, Indian Sultans and harem and American Presidential or Indian PM candidates and their gaffes and, of course, British  Aristocrats and peerage honored by the Crown."

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10. Man-Woman's Fury

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"Nature's fury - tornadoes and hurricanes as we all know are seasonal and we can face them well prepared.  As for  jealous  woman or man's  anger and intemperate behavior one will be caught unawares and does not know what will happen  next."

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11. A message in the  Marriage councilor's office

"Don't be afraid and  run away from the marital heartburns. 
I will  help you tackle your  errant wife, who gives 
you lots of pain from the top of your  head to the callus 
underneath  your feet."

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12. Compatible Couple

"The purpose of marriage is two fold; Both husband and wife make sacrifices and compromises to get the marriage going. Husband  goes to work  and wife shops. After a a few years husband  works like a slave on the farm because wife goes shopping  frequently. Roughly six years later husband now works like a slave  in the ship's galley because wife goes on a shopping  spree  after her 'Ladies' Club' social activities."

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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor published in the past have been reviewed   I repost them  one by one  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )