Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" - 31

1. Integrity

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"The world belongs to those who don't make a
 compromise on merit by using their discretionary powers."

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2. Making no compromise

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"The world belongs to those people who do not give up on their patience,  self-confidence, hard work and their assertive attitude to attain their goal at any cost, unmindful of the deep pits in the path''. 

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3. Testing times

''Testing and distressful times are the real markers of a man's self-assertiveness, resilience and guts to come out clean and good  and march toward his goal''.

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4. Essence of  experience:


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"Experience is the name given to the follies, blunders, sorrows and  success or bouts of failure all rolled into one". 

5. To be alone in a new place

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If I go to  a new place I would rather be alone, starring at the ceiling in my house or watering the garden than in the company of strange people who may be prone to get into argument over trifles  or gossiping. Why risking my privacy."

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6. Giving advice to wrong people:


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Giving advice to punks, pimps, hobos and  nasty people is like casting  freshly harvested  pearls before dirty pigs in the gutter."

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"One malicious woman is enough to make the members of a placid family hold each others' throat till they  choke."

Likewise, one disgusting and scheming man is enough to make  rich  family to spend their time in the District or High Courts."

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8. Startup hiccups & hard journey 
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"When you risk leading a tempestuous life, say running a startup or getting into a new business venture, be prepared for the hurdles in the early  and middle stages. It is like trying to cross the Bad Lands of South Dakota in the US on a Prairie Schooner."

 9. Motivator and non-motivator



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"The difference between a motivator and non-motivator:

 The former being inspiring and be ready to instill confidence, will make a cripple stand up with poise, then slowly walk  and then run;
 
the latter being snobbish and self-centered will make a healthy runner walk  tardy and ultimately a cripple."

Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than   seven or eight  years ago and now I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )