Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes and Humor "General" - 37

1. Success and failures
The EEB & Flow - blogger
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"From the Sunrise to Sundown,  man's life is eventful all the way  with ripples of joy, success and  triumphs, more often than not, interlaced with  surges of failures and horrible disappointments." Keep going regardless of the ensuing result."

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2.The bad effects of riches

Seven Pillars Institute

"Man's misfortune begins to raise its ugly head,  the moment his riches take control over him and make his head work over time and  wobble with pride and stupidity."

Jantoo Cartoons
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"It is a paradox that happiness and money hardly ever stay together under the same roof. If one is out, the other is in. Vice verse."

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participatoryeconomics.info

 "Vigilante justice has no room in the civilized society. Bear  it in mind: Pain can not be won by another pain. When violence is met by violence,  vengeance  is met by  vengeance, it is akin to opening the floodgate to anarchy and  annihilation."

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4. Keeping the head straight

MUG Empire

"No sooner has  a man's arrogance, ego and conceit gotten  into his head than his affluence, power and pelf will start sliding down hill and hit the bottom.  Be rich or poor, when dealing with common people, do not let your head wobble. After all after when the time has come and we hit the grave  our naked body will soon turn into mud and trash or a handful of ash when cremated as  per rites of some eastern religion."

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5. Joy of victory & a pile of crossbones and skull

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"The triumph of peaceful coexistence' is glorious and resplendent. Its outcome is harmony and peace,  not so in the case of  'triumph of war' - its outcome  is gory and gruesome, death and destruction, and pain and sorrow.  Does it give you happiness  and tranquility when you stand atop a huge heap of skulls and cross bones holding the 'Flag of Victory?"

6. No brooding

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"Under unexpected circumstances, when fooled or misled or become a scapegoat, need not worry;  let it be borne in mind great wisdom lies in patience till you make your opponent's face crestfallen.  Neither  brooding nor taking revenge  will not help you.''

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7. Silence pays
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DeviantArt

 "Under any circumstances, your best companion is ''silence''(mounam);  be assured, silence never betrays you. No other weapon is as great as 'Omerta' (code of Silence) invented by  the Sicilian Mafiosi."

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8. Zip your mouth:

Woodward English
'' When we talk, we don' t realize that we are unnecessarily wasting words on people who  deserve our silence;  your most powerful trait comes out when you say nothing by keeping your mouth zipped up/''


9. Keeping enemies closer

"When it comes to friendship you may have  one hundred pals, but you can  relay on one or two. According to an Indian ancient wheeze : 'Keep your friends close to you, enemies closer to your heart and arch-enemies closest to your bosom".......... Don't you think that I'm right to keep my husband closest to my bosom?

Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor  that were published in the past have been reviewed  and I repost them  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )