1. Heaven and Hell
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| hdimagelib |
Hell: Where overworked devils administer continuous fire-baths to corrupt politicians, biased religious preachers who never practiced what they bellowed, and predatory lenders who bled the unfortunate dry.
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2.The Sleep Aid
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| feeling sleepy. www.google.co.in |
A chronically insomniac man visited a psychiatrist seeking a cure.
"The senior leader of the ruling party is coming to town for a week to deliver election speeches," the shrink advised. "Go attend them."
"What does that have to do with my insomnia?" the man asked.
"Everything," said the shrink. "The absolute tedium of his cherry-picked statistics, hollow ideology, and unbearable self-adulation will induce a slumber so deep you’ll be snoring violently by the second paragraph."
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3. The Art of the Politician
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| Daily Guide |
To survive public life, a politician must develop an endless capacity for forced optimism and a supernatural ability to wriggle out of tight corners. They must treat cascades of public accusations like a refreshing rain shower. This specialized training ensures that when they are inevitably caught in a massive scam, they possess the rare alchemical skill of converting a total public flop into a personal favor.
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4. Speech vs. Action
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| Clipartof |
The leader’s fiery rhetoric possessed all the inspiration and energy of a roaring Celtic blaze. Unfortunately, when it came to actual, result-oriented action, the whole thing ended up as mere smoke.
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5. The Political Game
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| indiatoday.in |
Politics is a bizarre mixed bag. On one side, it contains the finest minds and genuinely talented individuals; on the other, it is packed with bozos and circus buffoons. The irony? The buffoons rule the roost and control the state coffers, while the intellectuals remain completely voiceless—mostly because they possess enough common sense to know that roosters don't lay eggs and the sun never sets in the east. The public, left with blighted hopes, simply has to endure the bluff, bluster, and sophistry of these political heavyweights.
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6. The Evolution of the Safe Vault
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| Rookie politician's ' empty safe' picturesof.net |
When rookie politicians first enter the arena, they eagerly translate promises into action. They are genuinely happy, and their personal safes are entirely empty—completely devoid of underhanded dealings.
However, as they mature, climb the party ladder, and grow in stature, their safes begin to fill up. Eventually, the vault is bursting at the seams, but their happiness is entirely gone. They find themselves weighed down by a legacy of empty promises, half-truths, and vicious internal party rivalries. Danger lurks around every corner as opponents watch for the single Achilles' heel that will send them sprinting to the courthouse flanked by a small army of expensive lawyers.
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7. The "Sermon on the Mount" at Work
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| Sermon on the mount mywonderstudio.com |
"I cannot bear the sight of a man in a bespoke three-piece suit strutting into our office to deliver a long 'Sermon on the Mount' about overcoming workplace boredom and energizing ourselves," a corporate manager lamented. "The sheer, sleep-inducing tedium of his talk left the entire staff significantly more lethargic than they were before he arrived."
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8. The Aging Actress
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| amazon.ca |
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During a media junket, an aging actress remarked, "Though I am aging like fine mahogany wood, I am glad my craft still commands excellent reviews."
Despite her poise, her eyes flared hotter than a blacksmith's forge. The source of her fury? A couple of younger journalists in the back corner whispering unsavory remarks about her heavily powdered face, color-shaded sunken eyes, and carefully concealed wrinkles.
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9. The Great Equalizer
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| Charity begins at young age. clipartpanda.com |
A man may be filthy rich, swollen with pride over his vast estates and massive bank balances. But if his heart is empty and devoid of charity, his affluence won't do him a bit of good once he hits the grave—the ultimate equalizer where billionaires, scholars, and penniless hobos all end up sharing the exact same dirt.
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10. The Portrait of a Truly Happy Man
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He takes life one careful step at a time, content with the simple things that bring lasting peace of mind. Committed to his own tranquility, he remains completely unbothered by the cynical commentary and disgusting remarks of the world around him. He minds his own business and finds absolute sanctuary in self-contentment.
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11. Lustful Eyes
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| Tom cat. orthodoxchristiantheology.com |
"Lustful eyes" are a societal affliction shared equally by hormonal young adults and dirty old coots. Left unchecked, it will cost you your pride, self-respect, and dignity. Once that veil is ripped away, a good reputation is nearly impossible to rebuild. While clear, lust-less eyes reflect the strength of a soul, eyes dripping with lust emerge from an empty heart that hasn't the slightest clue what real love actually means.
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| The slave and the master. momentumbooks.com.au |
"When necessity arises never give a promise to the poor and be a
master to those miserable souls.By the same token if need be don't
12. The Safe Refuge
Right next door to the domain of dirty politics, terrorism has become the ultimate comfort-refuge for the dangerously mad and self-appointed vigilantes.
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K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com)
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