Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" - 35

Navrang India June 27, 2026

1. Trials and failures

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'' Trials and failures' without them, man can not think, evolve, grow and achieve success. They are like stepping stones and man needs discretion and patience to  use them carefully to see the light at the end of the dark cavern."

 2. Prejudicial mind

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"In any matter or in any profession, prejudicial mind is a negative factor and  that blocks the access to  right judgment or decision. In politics, it  is a contagious disease and will never see correct approach of the opposition party.  In the court of judiciary, it will set a bad precedence and, at stake, will be fair justice."

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3. Pain
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" Pain' caused by a barrage of insults and insinuations will leave lasting scare on the mind, more painful than physical abuse. One undeniable thing about pain is it can never be won by another pain". But do not let the pain ruin the happiness in you."


"Among the human parts, 'Tongue' is the most exciting one with which we express our emotions. Hence, it is god's wonderful creation which is more beneficial to women than men. For the politicians, it is the most remarkable weapon with which they can give spell-binding stump speeches of lies and half lies. The irony is the tongue may win you laurels and also brickbats, depending on how you use it. Indian saints say, "A tongue on leash will save many a heartburn". So we need to use it carefully."

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5. Flattery
"Almost everybody is prone to flattery, the temporary sense of elation will make the person ecstatic. Both politicians and women love it very much. The former may use it to fool others to gain something - votes to hold a political office. The latter fall for it only to be fooled. Well- spirited men and women will never give room to flattery. Flattery is fake and lacks truth."
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"Rumor, if the time is right, will spread faster than Summer Bushfire and Dandelions. Conjectures, surmises and exaggerations blow it hard  and spread it far and wide. In women's social clubs and associations, it has the nasty habit of working overtime". In political circles, it causes head-rolling and seesaw battle for holding on to power."

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7.Beauty and vanity
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"Widely noticed among the women folks, both vanity and beauty are transient and will wilt under ageing.  Soon, it will disappear like a morning dew.  So do not be a slave to them and and spoil your god-given natural beauty.''

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8. Bribe
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"No government office across the world is free from this evil. It is  a gift given with 'reservation'  'damnation' and 'curses in silence'. It does not give the corrupt man not even one hundredth of joy  and peace of mind that a hard working man gets by earning his bread  the hard way."

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9. Goliath of corruption: 

Do you think it is easy to fight the Goliath of corruption and scams in government offices by being ordinary mortals? Nope, it is an impossible task. Being close to the corridor of power and pelf, they will come out of any misadventure nice and clean. We are no match for such Machiavellian politicians to whom integrity and honesty are anathema. We need the services of aliens from the Mars to do the job.

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Criminals and and some politicians are inseparable like, lightning and thunder, . they are a sort of political ‘’Arthanari’’, one half of them is bad, the other half — the less said, the better." 

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The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author