Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General"

1. Observing people:

Observing people. Whisper

''Do you know one good reason why we are surrounded by so many people?. God is a great magician and he knows a person can learn various aspects of life on his own by observing the people around him. Their glaring mistakes, antics and lose-talk,success and failure will help him prepare to face life accordingly using the powerful tool 'discretion and foresight

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2. Words with a punch

''Why some people speak with sarcasm?

Instead of physically throwing punches at them, you can do the same thing with words having nice punch.''

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3. In the eye of a Wino

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''According to a Wino, he sees wisdom and wit in wine; freedom and fun in beer , sober and sensitivity in Whisky and boredom and bacteria in water.''

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4. Greed:

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''It grows along with uncontrollable desire and the limit is sky-high. It pushes a man faster to the grave than other unacceptable qualities. Needless to say, it is the root cause of violence, double crossing, whistle-blowing and crime. It will force a man to lay his hands on everything beyond his reach and ultimately end up losing everything, including his loving family.''

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5.Gossiping

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"It is more often tagged as the forte of women folks. Saints say it is not visible in places where there are no women. Commonly, it is 'carried on' by lousy people, 'spread' by fools and keenly 'heard' and 'accepted' with glee by filthy people. It is a dangerous inferno, never failing to leave a trail of severe damage all along the way. Mind you men are no exception."

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6. Friends

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Best friends in old age. pinterest.com

"It is difficult to see a true friend who stands by you through thick and thin. Invariably, many friends laugh at you when you fall and are on bad luck. And when you gather yourself and stand up again, they will purposely make you trip you while keep laughing at you, And in the process, they themselves will hit the floor head over heels. Lousy friends take off en mass when you are in the soup."

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7. Women's gathering

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"Women's gathering' regardless of age of the club members, is always colorful, noisy, vibrant and never loses its aura and excitement. The electrifying ambiance is never free from social gossips, accusations and jealousy. Some times snobbery and pretensions take precedence over other equally bad traits."

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8. Imagination

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"Imagination' is a double-edged dagger and has positive as well as negative sides. If not controlled, it is like a wild elephant in "musth" and may run amuck, causing severe damages to others and to the person himself. If controlled and disciplined, it will take the man to the higher levels. Many inventions were the result of controlled imaginative power."

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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor that were published in the past have been reviewed and I repost them after update and correction.

The funny quotes presented above are meant for pondering, laughter and fun only. Unless and otherwise authors' names are mentioned, the quotes are mine and are not meant to hurt any person. Image credit goes to respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )