Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General"

1. No empty coffers

Alamy

" When you have Charity and Dharma on your mind and when they become ingrained in you, they 'll never make your coffers empty.For a good cause, it is always brimful."

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2. Roadblocks to success

Cartoon Motivators

"Jealousy, ego and self adulation - they are the first roadblocks to success in life. Some succeed in their lives because, they do not give in to such transient aspects of life. But, many fail miserably and do not retain the fruits of their hard work toward success because they are blinded by the above three-headed devil."

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3. Petty stuff

"Picking quarrel or catching others neck for the most trivial of reason is very bad. It will neither solve the problem; nor does it subdue others rage."

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4. Competition and challenges

SlideShare

"Any competition is a challenge, an act of emulation that will spur us into positive action to reach greater heights."

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5. Open Rebuke

Pngtree

" Regardless of men or women and of nationality two things that are more painful than the sting of a wasp are open rebuke in the presence of many people and betrayal."

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6. Elements of Luck

''When a man is 'possessed by Lady-Luck' nothing can stop him to achieve success in the backdrop of his toil. If he buys a rooster in the bazaar, you won't be surprised if it lays eggs for him.'' If he goes to the government offices, to get his job done, he will come out without spilling bribes in the corridors of power."

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7. Committed people

''The world belongs to those committed people who do not make a compromise on their perseverance, hard work, integrity and ethics under any circumstances."

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8. Court Verdict

CartoonStock

" According to an old Indian wheeze "One thousand innocent people will be going to the gallows to face 'the noose around their neck or an ' Electric Chair' if wrong men sit as Justices on the bench in the Honorable Court and passing judgement with improper scrutiny."

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9. A Lie

Politician and lie detector andertoons.com

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – "Winston S Churchill"

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10. Power of Discretion

Preponderance of people fail to understand the power of discretion before venturing into something that will decide their future course. Mind you: "Many tangled knots have to be loosened when dealing with serious matters like divorce, quitting a job or getting married. Once you do that you get know which direction you are heading to. Here comes into play your discretionary powers and careful choice."

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11. Taking advantage of others' misery

"Nothing is more nauseating than cashing in on other people's misery and misfortune when they're low on luck and struggling to fight it out."

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12. Openness And politicians

"The excitement of doing something with devilish candour is short-lived in the case of politicians." However, after so many lies and half lies from irresponsible politicians of his party, the leader's candour to save the name of his grand old party is refreshing".

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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor that were published in the past have been reviewed and I repost them after update and correction.

The funny quotes presented above are meant for pondering, laughter and fun only. Unless and otherwise authors' names are mentioned, the quotes are mine and are not meant to hurt any person. Image credit goes to respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )