Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "Strange World" - 26

Navrang India June 24, 2026

  1. Politician's fourth eye

Shiva's third eye  karmaraksha
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"God  has given us two eyes  to see and use  our discretion to know what is right and what is wrong for us.

The Almighty above us has a third eye (the eye of wisdom, free from “Maya”, the illusion, and duality of life)  on the forehead to watch our actions. 

As for astute politicians, they have four eyes, fourth being on the back of their head. This helps them watch a stream of  associates  behind them, waiting  to  stab  them and  pull them down  to the ground, when the  time is ripe,  For survival, they depend more on the fourth eye than other eyes to catch the conspirators and traitors."

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 2. Chin-up:
chin up. joyreactor.com


"One of nice things about keeping your chin up is that it 
keeps your mouth  shut." ..............Meril Marlin (Pageant, June 1963, p.136) 


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3. Safe storing of money:

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"Money is like a manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot good. But, if you store it in one place, it stinks." ......  Murchison, Sr.(father of Clint Murchison, oil tycoon  who groomed Dallas Cowboys Football team, USA)
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 4. Gift of language

If Gandhi were alive, he won't be happy about scams.
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"Language is an amazing art of revealing and concealing  our thoughts  and  emotions. For smart politicians, it a primary medium through which they make stump speeches, debates, etc., and if they are caught in a scam  while in power, they use it diligently to prove their innocence and come out unscathed."  

pittance for the poor people.
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5. Colorful world
arrival of pioneers. editorialcartoonists.com

colorful logos. www.cagle.com

" In this colorful world, the 'whites' are  proud of  their Camellia white  skin, 'Native American Indians' are proud of their copper skin, the 'blacks' are proud of their ebony coffee-colored skin,
'Indians' (from the Indian subcontinent) are proud of their brown skin, 'Chinese' are proud of their yellow skin."

"At last, when these people  hit the  grave and get buried  or cremated, they  neither retain the color of the skin nor the skin itself. Over a period of time, their mortal remains become a mound of dust out of  whatever is left. Then, why this fuss about color and racial superiority?" 

Hatred begets hatred. As for God (any God) in the Hindu mythology, He has no Aathi (beginning) and no Anthem (no end). And the almighty is color-blinded."

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6. Strange  Street Beggars

pink-slipped  beggar? timescontent.com


Beggars can be choosers  pinterest.com

 A  man from the Sociology Department of a local PG College was  gathering  survey on the  fast disappearing  old menace - Begging.

He asked a  beggar on the street,  "Jobs are available in India even for the blind people. Don't you feel bad to stand here and beg?,  Came the reply: 

"None of the jobs gives me freedom,  peace of mind and fresh air. Begging  is an art, no wheeling dealing,  no commission and corrupt practices are involved. Most importantly, we make good bucks and do not pay taxes. 

By the bye, I'm a graduate and I know how to read Braille. The people in  the Government Houses  right across the street are doing the "same thing' daily in the comforts of A/C as we do the same thing under the tree in the fresh air. People  with sympathy and good mind drop coins or small bills on our panhandle. As for freaks in the govt. offices,  agitated people silently cast curse on them and drop wads of bills on their panhandle!  Anyway, they are also beggars like us. Why this  hue and cry?
Begging in style.  India.
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 "The sociology researcher moved over to another beggar who happened to be  blind, sitting right before a Women's College. The researcher asked him, "You seem to be young. Do you know the braille language and, if so, why do you beg and choose this location? 

The beggar replied, " You have asked too  many questions. My answer is simple. I like freedom, no peer pressure, hence begging is my calling, heck with my diploma.'' 

''As for other questions, right before the women's college, no body can get a better location, as you know, all kinds of people hang around here. I like the ambiance very much.  This place is heaven for young  college boys and coots. For me too, it is colorful  for them and for my  pan it is coin-ful, frequently up to the brim". No hassle from the taxmen."


Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life, Funny Quotes and Humor  That were published in the past have been revised and updated 

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author  

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )