Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "Marriage And Women" - 28

1. Woman and cat:
''More often women are compared with the domestic  cats in terms of attitude. Just like cats, they are more or less independent and do things that appeal to them very much. Similarly, men are compared with dogs, because they are flexible and make no qualms about anything. Over a period, they get trained to the idea.''
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2. Woman - a riddle:
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"Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" ....................Sigmund Freud
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3. Planet without women:
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."..........................Aristotle
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''If the earth is devoid of women, all the shining gold, silver, dazzling diamonds and beautiful jewelry and money have neither value nor do the people go after them.  Without women if the planet is quiet and noiseless, gossip-free, jealous-free  and no brawls  among them  the life will be boring and dry.'' 
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4. Complimenting women
''If you want to earn the respect and love of a woman, shower sincere compliments. If there is nothing to be complemented, at least pretend that your compliments are sincere."
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5. Inseparable  Gold and Women

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"Gold and women  are created by God to keep the men folks apart."

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6. A courageous woman 

''A courageous women will never fail to accomplish her goal even on the verge of her being torn apart.'' Her  positive energy and spirited approach will make her keep going to the point of ordering her husband run errands for her at the shortest notice."

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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than   seven or eight  years ago and now I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )