1. Woman and cat:
''More often women are compared with the domestic cats in terms of attitude. Just like cats, they are more or less independent and do things that appeal to them very much. Similarly, men are compared with dogs, because they are flexible and make no qualms about anything. Over a period, they get trained to the idea.''
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"Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?" ....................Sigmund Freud
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3. Planet without women:
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"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."..........................Aristotle
''If the earth is devoid of women, all the shining gold, silver, dazzling diamonds and beautiful jewelry and money have neither value nor do the people go after them. Without women if the planet is quiet and noiseless, gossip-free, jealous-free and no brawls among them the life will be boring and dry.''
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4. Complimenting women
4. Complimenting women
''If you want to earn the respect and love of a woman, shower sincere compliments. If there is nothing to be complemented, at least pretend that your compliments are sincere."
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5. Inseparable Gold and Women
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"Gold and women are created by God to keep the men folks apart."
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6. A courageous woman
''A courageous women will never fail to accomplish her goal even on the verge of her being torn apart.'' Her positive energy and spirited approach will make her keep going to the point of ordering her husband run errands for her at the shortest notice."ooo
Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than seven or eight years ago and now I repost them one by one now on after update and correction.
The funny quotes presented above are meant for pondering, laughter and fun only. Unless and otherwise authors' names are mentioned, the quotes are mine and are not meant to hurt any person. Image credit goes to respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author
K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )








