1. Politicians' Divide And Rule Policy
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'' God' caused the creation of the universe,
The 'providence' was in charge of destiny
And made the country choose the King
'King' made the country safe and prosperous.
'Men and women' made the families happy.
They made made the town livable and lovable a
Their 'Children' made the home paradise, a heaven on earth.
Alas! power hungry dishonest politicians are keen to see
To it the happy people are divided on various lines - Caste, color, religion, etc."
"Netas have never unashamedly failed to poke
Their nose in every thing and made the Earth
A hell hole of everything not good and mayhem''.
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''A Politician in public life must develop capacity for criticism and optimism and how to get out of a bad situation. By the same token, he must be patiently receptive to cascades of invective and accusations. Such capabilities help him a lot when he is caught in various scams in the course of his career. Ultimately he will know the art of converting a flop into favor.''
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3. Political speech and action
''The leader's fiery political speech has all the inspirations and energy the Celtic-fire could supply, but when it comes to result-oriented action, it has ended up in smoke.''
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"Politics is a mixed bag: it is teeming with the best brains and talented people on one side and on the other with Bozos and Circus buffoons. The irony is the latter rule the roost and the state's coffers; as for the former, they are voiceless because they have common sense. They know rooster does not lay eggs and the Sun never sets in the east!! People, with blighted hope, have to put up with a show of bluff, bluster and sophistry by these political heavy weights."
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5. Politicians and 'concubines
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There is no difference between 'politicians' and 'concubines'.
Though they never fail to speak the same language, concubines, though not loyal, stick to their words and be honest unlike prospective politicians who never speak the truth and change their ideology according to their whims and emerging political scenario.''
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6. Politician Three wishes
''Indian politicians have a lasting taste for three wishes that make their political life a success and those who deal them carefully emerge victorious. 'Those three stuffs are: Leadership and power, adulation and second fiddle from his gullible followers and public scams and scandals to improve their public image.''
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7. Quick money:
At a Quiz competition for the 12 year old kids in a famous school in South India , a general knowledge question was asked that carried Rs.10,000.00 award. The simple question was: "Can a beggar on the street become rich enough to buy all the luxuries in the world in a span of one and half years?
All the 20 boys who came for the quiz, could not come up with the right answer but for the last one. The young boy, without any hesitation, answered,
All the 20 boys who came for the quiz, could not come up with the right answer but for the last one. The young boy, without any hesitation, answered,
"Yes, the beggar in abject poverty can make it; with great difficulties and help from local leaders, if he joins the influential political party in the state and becomes a local leader at the basic level, it is possible. Armed with certain political influence, with the help of Netas at higher level he can do things under the table and move the files of rich contractors for positive action. This way, in a short period, he can become rich enough to take care of him and his family for the rest of the life."
An old man in the hall lamented," Even a small school kid knows the caliber of our politicians make fast buck without a smattering of education!!
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