Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" - 30

Navrang India June 24, 2026

1. Beggar and the broke


Beggar and mobile phone.sushantskoltey.wordpress.com

"The difference between a bankrupt and the beggar is  simple, the former is  has no panhandle and the latter is never  bankrupt, with a bowl to rattle and a mobile phone to chat."

Beggars' concern.funnyjunksite.com

Bankrupt. financialserviceswarehouse.co.uk


Financial  and moral  bankruptcy..cartoonstock.com

2. A  Heart Welcome Message at Hell's Gate

"We warmly welcome our new guests from Indian politics  from the earth to our eternal abode!

VIP hell. www.cartoonmovement.com

Heaven and Hell davegranlund.com

We apologize for the temporary inconvenience, but Hell is currently at maximum capacity with freshly arrived Indian politicians a couple of  days ago. Please proceed to our transit camp nearby and adjacent to American camp, currently housing European politicians.

Hell for cheats toonpool.com

Rest assured, we are fast-tracking the construction of a customized facility called the 'Hell-Hole,' equipped with the latest gadgets exclusively designed to give Indian politicians the special treatment (and punishment) they so richly deserve."

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3. Blind Alley

chakrigajula.com

"Waste not your precious time on trifles or the endless criticisms of relatives and neighbors. It is a herculean task to shut a yapping mouth that works overtime. Trying to do so will lead you nowhere but to a dead-end street."

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4. One's Limited Ability

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"It is wonderful to have great ambitions, but your sky-high desires should never outpace your physical or mental capacity. Expecting a man with a single functional hand and leg to successfully bungee jump or Pogo  Stick - isn't ambitious—it's just foolish."

can a man without arms do it? cartoonstock.com

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5. Bottom Dollars

bestillaminute.com


gettyimages.in

"When you sit idle, doing absolutely nothing to earn a living, the very last coin in your coffer will disappear faster than the morning dew under a blazing sun."

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6. Dealing with Nagging relatives

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thelovelyaddict.com

"As for dealing with relatives, when  they are nearer, we invite enmity, hatred, insults, jealousy and mental agony. The farther they are, the less the hardship, more the pleasure and peace of mind." 

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7. Pleasant words

www.jantoo.com

"Two words are lovely in the English language:        Cheque enclosed."

"Two words are ugly /lowly in the English language: Cheque bounced."

                                                                                  ----Western Quote

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 8. Prevalence of differences

cartoonstock.com

www.angryharry.com

"Accusations and counter accusations prevail when politicians are around,
Jealousy prevails where beautiful women gather around,
Class distinctions and differences will raise its ugly head where  royals and aristocrats gather around and boast of their servants, villa and the new  acquired diamond jewelry."

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9. Fist & Brain

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 "Do not ever  fail to make your conjunctions with your brain; but  never ever with your fist or something else, for you will be one step away from getting into a big mess."
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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor that were published  long ago have been updated and I repost them  one by one  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )