Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor General - 24

1. Remaining mute:
Bozo.exuberantanimal.com

"I would rather remain silent and would have others  
believe that I am a fool or a bozo rather than open 
my flapping, garrulous mouth to prove it."
  .......  A message on the wall of  company lady  secretary."

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2. Tyranny: 
Demon Ravana. blog.ninapaley.com

"Tyranny has many faces, just like the gods  and 
goddesses in the Hindu pantheon."

Hindu mythology - demon Ravana..
echarcha.com

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3. Too much talking

"Too much talking or over blabbering is useless and 
will not give any positive results. It is as bad as 
shooting a six-shooter at random." 
shooting cowboy .pinterest.com

4. Cheat and the victim:
"The oppressed  suffers more than  the oppressor, 
The cheated  suffers more than the cheat,
The grifted  suffers more than  the grifter,
The victim  suffers more than the  perpetrator  of   
crime,
The tormented suffers more than the tormentor,
But, when the culprit faces the divine dispensation  
of the God,  
Alas! the victims hardly ever stay alive 
to see the sinner go to the slammer or gallows!"

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5. Court and senate houses
cartoonstock.com

dailykos.com

"In the  courts, justices have to develop special 
skills to deal with perpetual liers and flayers."
No places on this planet are as conducive to telling 
lies, half lies and giving false statistics / witnesses  
as various  courts of laws, Parliaments and Senates 
arkansaslawking.com
 6. Gossip:
spreading rumours .www.cartoonstock.com
Spreading Rumors cartoon. cartoonstock.com

"I try to live on a diet of good food, good 
reading and good music, but not on rumor and  
hearsays. For neither have I time  nor have an ear
for that."

........  A message on the door of a not too busy lady manager of an office.
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8. Boredom:
CartoonStock

Vecto.rs

"When guests or friends drop in on you surprisingly, be happy  and invite them with a bright smile. Do not ever invite them to your house with a languid or  lethargic yawn and the look of disguised boredom."
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9. Finishing the race
CartoonStock

"Even if not victorious, it would be nice to finish the race last. What counts is participation in the competition."
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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than   seven or eight  years ago and now I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )