Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" - 32

 1. Getting rid of worries

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An Indian sage was telling his disciples about getting rid of worries and problems in our daily life. 

'' You can not get rid of problems fully.  Day in and day out, we have to face them squarely and there is no escape from it. Persevere and overcome your worries just like the way  a sacred cow that  gets rid of flies, etc by swishing  it tail. We can train our  brain to swish the negative thoughts from our mind."---

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2. Politicians  and diapers

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"Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly  obviously for the same reason.". (widely quoted in the USA)."

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3. Bright swath

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Why does the court of justice, which otherwise looks drab and dry, look bright and shinning? Came the reply from a coot lawyer: 

"Miss Divine Donna, a popular fashion model. came to the court 10 minutes ago today regarding a defamation case she filed against the media. It so happened, she had cut a glamorous and glittering swath right  up to the steps to the courtroom.  Delighted  now the justices want to take the path (cut by the fashionable lady) to their car park."

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4. Caring Indian mother's pep talk

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"Don't be a fool. When you are going to stay with your mother-in- law, try to live on a diet of good reading and good food and no gossipping as we've done here;   but be prepared to give your ear to rumors, hearsay and complaints, so that you can use them to your advantage when you are in trouble".  A mother advising her newly married daughter about her mad mother-in-law."

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5 .Who are at Loggerhead?

Transit officials and strap hangers,

Town tramps and transvestites,

Cops and muggers,

Scalpers (barbers) and baldies,

Indian politicians and anti-corruption groups."

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6.  Menace of Red Tapism in Government Offices

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"State Governments in India  like those world over, got the  Indians  to tackle  so many knots, you just can not expect them to turn around in any direction without colliding into  another impractical government regulations." 

In a  scenario like this  dominated by red tapism, each Indian feels being completely wrapped around like an an Egyptian Mummy."

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7. Blabber-proof

''No matter where we live on earth, seldom do we run into  blabber-proof broads, barbers and, of course, politicians. They do their might to keep the earth noisy  and interesting."

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8. Yapping  mouth:

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"When the ever-over-working talkative mouth is in a silent mode, so many heartburn, hard feelings and secrets  can be saved easily".

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9. Dawn of recession

 "There is a way to differentiate between recession and depression in a country where the economy is near the edge of the down hill, ready to slide. All you have to do is to watch your neighbors in your area. If they lose the job one by one, it means recession is raising its ugly head. Having been lucky so far and at the end of the day if you find out you too have lost the job, it is depression."

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Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than   seven or eight  years ago and now I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )