Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "Strange World" - 27

1.Traditional Indian wedding

Hailing from a Conservative traditional family, the parents who believed in traditional Indian wedding, took their boy to see a girl to be chosen as his life partner. The unfortunate boy had no chance to choose a girl who could be mutually compatible.  Having seen the girl at her residence, the following day the boy described the girl to his closest pal:

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"Never have I seen a girl  whose beautiful face outshines that of a cool moon, whose body is as beautiful as that of Cleopatra, whose soul is just like that of Joan of Arc. and  who is as victorious as  Queen Victoria ....... Alas! when she opened her mouth, her voice was much worse than the Cry of Indian Peacock and  when she asked me

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Sea hag. Enchanted America - WordPress.com

all kinds of weird questions, I realized that her heart was much worse than that of a Sea hag. In total, if my parents compel me to marry her, it will be as bad as my being in a pit with a huge bear ready to give me a "bear-hug."

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2. Indian Polity

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What is a politician's delight? ''The gullible audience that is taken for a ride  by his cock and bull stories and his promises of plenty if he comes to power.''

What is politician's regret? The inquisitive media and intelligent people who question his loose talk, gaffes and wrong statistics. Yet another worry is where to park his ill-gotten money."

candidmind.com  

What a gaffe? Does  Gary mean the Alamo? 
Cleveland.com

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3. British Society

What is British royalty's delight?

Retention of 'Britishness' and subordination of other classes of people from their former Colonies.

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What is British royalty's regret?

''Loss of glory due to  freedom of British Colonies, loss of huge revenue from India to fill the British treasury; as for the personal lives of Royal members, their retinue and lavish spending, reduction in perks and fat dole from the British government is a big setback."

British imperialism. Quick Take 

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4. American Politics

What is American Politicians' delight?
''Hanging too many daggers over the head of innocent immigrants and keeping the Americans  and neighboring countries anxious by making war threats.''

Sword of Damocles, en.wikipedia.org

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What is Republicans' regret?

''For the Republican leadership there is no way to build a strong tall full-proof boundary wall  overnight.

The Great Wall of America Bakken Law

covering the entire stretch of California through Texas.Tolling the death knell  for border-crossing by Chicanos and others from Mexico. It sets off a whole new brouhaha in the beginning and the excitement has come down.''

What is American people's delight?  ''The President's gaffes, off the cuff remarks and intemperate behavior before the American media, etc  is something like watching Mark brothers' films - Animal Crackers or At the Circus.''

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The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ......Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )