Quotes For Life And Funny Quotes and Humor: Hellish - 09

 Hellish punishment:

Near the Gates of Hell, one  priest from India was telling a Baptist minister that there is a new punishment camp coming up soon in Hell under Fr. Brian  exclusively  for politicians who excessively fooled various  religious heads and lied to the electorate to get elected to the parliament.  Unlike other torture chambers, it is a special inferno chamber to take the heat out of them;  the oddity is the punishment is given to the sinned politician in snatches!!''

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 Gateway to hell chambers:

The earth has  now become very much crowded in the past two decades,  so are the heaven and hell. The hell is  over crowded, part of the reason is there are ever so many sinners  associated with places of religious worship in India. Without scruples, they misused the holy place,  their power and position and stole objects of divinity. Now there are more  lines leading to different punishment chambers. ''Glad, Hell does not discriminate sinners based on religion''.

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Unavoidable earthly attachment:

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''Even in the upper world, our earthly cravings and attachment keep following us like our shadow and   never leave us behind to enjoy a quiet and blissful life  far away from earth.''

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Blatant lie:
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"One glaring and galling fabricated falsehood   may cause much more havoc than a Monsoon cyclone. It' ll  multiply into  a 'whooping lie' and may make one hundred  innocent families lose their night's sleep and peace of mind. 

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Preacher and wife

''A preacher at a service in a church said about mind, ''Woman's  mind  is much cleaner than a man's  because she  changes it frequently''. Not realizing the preacher said it in a different context, an angry woman got up and said, " I'm going to change it right away''. Then she walked out. That woman happened to be Preacher's .

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Note:Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published some years ago and I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.

Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  quotes are mine and are not meant to hurt anybody.Credit goes to the cartoonist and the media.....Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com)