The Public And Some Media people Don't trust Me. Why?

 The Public and  some media people don't trust  me  for the following reasons:

01.  Media people say my speeches are trash because my  emtional election campaign speeches are  full of fury aimed at  whipping up the sentiments of the gullible people in the audience. I fully disagree with them.

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02. I enjoy receiving fancy  titles, big awards,etc and love  attending special meetings where famous people shower praises on me. --- Media people accuse me of  encouraging self-adulation.

03. My full-time job is "service to the people" because service to people is service to God.  That is my motto --- Media people accuse me of being ''over- zealous''.

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04. I don't care a fig if  either the people or the media reporters  make  carping  comments on my failed  commitments and corresponding action despite my dedication---- Media people think that I don't have any sense of shame and I feign dedication to serve people.

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05. I have neither gratitude nor integrity when it comes to moving up the ladder in my chosen professional field. In a competitive world of politics, I have to be so to move  forward --  But, media people point out that I am selfish, unscrupulous and an opportunist. I disagree with them.

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06. I don't go after money. Nor do I get commission to get the  job done in the government corridors.---- Media reporters say I encourage corrupt practices and I have no clean hands.

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07. I am neither afraid of court cases nor scared of highly hyped  scams. That I have wheeling and dealing with the goondas, hit men, ruffians, etc., is not true. It is a big lie------ Media reporters say it is a big joke!

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08.  I do care about my close-knit  family, my wife  children and relatives. I neither have concubine nor second wife illegally. Media reporters say it is not true and I  have a harem!!

09. I often tell the people that my hoard is small, but my heart is big.  Media people say it is a whooping lie and is the big joke of this year!!

10. When it comes to true ideology, I do not pretend that I know the meaning of it. Even if I do know,  I am like a Jackrabbit, will keep changing it like a weather cock as I wish. 

11. Eventually if Court Cases against me squeeze tight, my last resort or refuge is ICU in an expensive hospital......Again media reporters accuse  me of playing double standard game to stay in power and  to guard my hoard.

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Can you now make a guess who I am?

Yes, I am a proud  Indian politician, ever at the beck and call of my electorate. Be ready to serve them  well as long as I can till  I hit the grave so long they keep filling my family's  coffers!!  Image Credit goes to various Cartoonists

(This post is just for  entertainment  and is not intended  to malign any political party or leader)

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com)