Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor 01*

Navrang India November 10, 2025
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Lie:
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One blatant lie is good enough to give you one hundred agonizing hours and  harrowing miseries leading to loss of self-esteem.''                              
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 '“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S Churchill               .
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''Picking quarrel or catching others neck for the most trivial of   reason is very bad. It will neither solve the problem; nor does it subdue  others rage.''       
                                                              
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''Many tangled knots have to be loosened when dealing with        
serious matters like divorce, quitting a job or getting married.      
Once you do that you get know which direction you are heading to. Here comes into play your discretionary powers.''                         

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Taking advantage of other's misery:

Bullying  colourbox.com

''Nothing is more nauseating than cashing in on  other people's misery and  misfortune when they're struggling to fight it out.'' 

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''The excitement of doing something with devilish candour is short-lived''                                                                                                  

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Anger and Arrogance:
Anger. brookelawoffice.com

''Anger or intemperate mind has neither eyes nor ears, only wild madness on the gallop''                                                                     

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''Arrogance is precursor to stupidity, idiocy and ultimate self-destruction''                                                                                        

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''Bear in mind, self-contended mind is your friendly boss.''*
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''Ignorance is slavery, arrogance is savagery and vengeance is butchery.''                                                                                                                                                                        
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''The cheapest and easily available commodity on the face of 
this earth is advice.''                                                                   

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Over swearing:
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  ''It is to be borne in mind the people who, more often than not, swear are the ones you must watch out, for they are not trust-worthy; the more they swear, the less they are desirable''.

Be firm:
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''When it comes to decision-making, don't let your mind veer like the weather cock; be firm and use discretion properly''.   

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Patience:

 ''Man is pushed to great height neither by  charity nor by valor and triumph, but only by period of trials and tribulation''.

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Less Talking:

''Instead of sharpening your wagging tongue, learn the art of sharpening your ear; more listening and less talking will keep you out of miseries''.
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 ''Every one is a bore to some one. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself''...........Gerald Brenan

 ''Bore - a person who talks than when you wish him to listen''.
                                               ................     Ambrose Bierce



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 ''Unfortunately, fate has it that saintly people  have to undergo distress and pain and that is the edit of God;  to them, even the 'devil' takes liberty and gives Sermon on the Mount''.

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''In this wide world you can not get a good guide to teach the nuances of life. You have to learn it by yourself. None is a better  guide to you than you yourself''.

 Unless and  otherwise authors' names are mentioned,  quotes are mine and are not meant to malign or hurt feelings.....KNJ