Funny Quotes And Humor 01

fabiusmaximus.com

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S Churchill               .

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oonpool.com

''Picking quarrel or catching others neck for the most trivial of      reason is very bad. It will neither solve the problem; nor does it subdue  others rage.''                                                                     
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cartoonstock.com

''Many tangled knots have to be loosened when dealing with        

serious matters like divorce, quitting a job or getting married.      Once you do that you get know which direction you are heading to. Here comes into play your discretionary powers.''                         

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Bullying  colourbox.com

''Nothing is more nauseating than cashing in on  other people's misery and  misfortune when they're struggling to fight it out.'' 

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''The excitement of doing something with devilish candour is short-lived''                                                                                                  

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Anger. brookelawoffice.com

''Anger or intemperate mind has neither eyes nor ears only wild madness on the gallop''                                                                     

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''Arrogance is precursor to stupidity, idiocy and ultimate self-destruction''                                                                                        

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''Bear in mind, self-contended mind is your friendly boss.''*

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''Ignorance is slavery, arrogance is savagery and vengeance is butchery.''                                                                                                                                                                         
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''One blatant lie is good enough to give you one hundred agonizing hours leading to loss of self-esteem.''                              

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''The cheapest and easily available commodity on the face of 
this earth is advice.''                                                                   

andertoons.com

 ''A blatant, whooping lie is good enough to cause one hundred agonizing and harrowing miseries'

CartoonStock

  ''It is to be borne in mind the people who, more often than not, swear are the ones you must watch out, for they are not trust-worthy; the more they swear, the less they are desirable''.

Shutterstock

''When it comes to decision-making, don't let your mind veer like the weather cock; be firm and use discretion properly''.   

Me.me

 ''Man is pushed to great height neither by  charity nor by valor and triumph, but only by period of trials and tribulation''.

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Twitter

''Instead of sharpening your wagging tongue, learn the art of sharpening your ear ; more listening and less talking will keep you out of miseries''.

cartoonstock.com

 ''Every one is a bore to some one. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being  a bore to oneself''...........Gerald Brenan

 ''Bore - a person who talks than when you wish him to listen''.
                                               ................     Ambrose Bierce

quoteprism.net

Dreamstime.com

 ''Unfortunately, fate has it that saintly people  have to undergo distress and pain and that is the edit of God;  to them, even the 'devil' takes liberty and gives Sermon on the Mount''.

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Pinterest

''In this wide world you can not get a good guide to teach the nuances of life. You have to learn it by yourself. None is a better  guide to you than you yourself''.

Except those with authors' name,  quotes are mine   Reposted from earlier posts

https://navrangindia.blogspot.com/2018/07/quotes-for-life-15.html

https://navrangindia.blogspot.com/2018/09/quotes-for-life-17.html