Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Funny quotes and humor - 21

Before and after marriage:

"Before marriage  I was thrilled by my fiance's bewitching, butterfly- like eyes.  After marriage, the butterflies in her eyes have taken refuge  in my stomach, whenever she  goes on a 
shopping spree."  

Part of life:

jealousy as bad as tornado.

Attachment: Leech in the wild forest,                                              difficult to pull it out.

Greed :  Torrential rain (bad after results).

Lust & Desire: Uncontrollable inferno,bad damages

Jealousy :  Poweful tornado,causing destruction and pain.

Peace of mind  :  Placid lagoon (calm & 
composed; good results).

Wife  :   White elephant (result: husband's  shrinking purse)                                                                                  
Husband  :  Sacrificial lamb or bankrupt (meek and servile).

Frustrated husband ?

husband  going broke ?


"Infatuation lasts no longer than the time taken by a flower to wither; a soulless companionship".

Beautiful broad & Lustful eyes.