Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Funny quotes and humor - 21

Before and after marriage:
Husband  when his wife is around !!
"Before marriage  I was thrilled by my fiance's bewitching, 
butterfly- like eyes.  After marriage, the butterflies in her eyes 
have taken refuge  in my stomach, whenever she  goes on a 
shopping spree."  

Part of life:

jealousy as bad as tornado.

Attachment      :    Leech in the wild forest (difficult to pull it out).

Greed               :    Torrential rain (bad after results).

Lust & Desire  :    Uncontrollable inferno (worst damages).

Jealousy           :    Powerful tornado (trail of destruction & pain)..

Peace of mind  :    Placid lagoon (calm & composed; good results).

Wife                  :    White elephant (result: husband's  shrinking                                                                                     purse).
Husband           :    Sacrificial lamb or bankrupt (meek and servile).

Frustrated husband ?

husband  going broke ?


"Infatuation lasts no longer than the time taken by a flower
to wither; a soulless companionship".

Beautiful broad & Lustful eyes.