Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor "General" 42

Navrang India July 03, 2026

 1. Burglar  and beauty

Burglar.  www.123rf.com

Beauty Girl bhmpics.com

"Burglars may strike all of a sudden and take away 
either your money/jewelry  or life, rarely both. But if you are 
unlucky, some fair-skinned bewitching ladies, 
knowing your weakness, take them both together 
with cool melting eyes when you stand before her 
tongue-tied or mesmerized."
                     ...  sober voice of a failed finance

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2. The beggar and the slave:

paradoxical rich guy!! cartoonstock.com

A  galley slave and fresh air? toonpool.com

www.jantoo.com

"A poor man in tattered clothes with a panhandle out on the 
street, enjoying freedom, fresh air  and free speech is like 
a free bird. He is far better placed than the unfortunate
slaves (or workers in a lousy company) with shackles 
on their legs in the galley of a ship."

 3. Trail blazers
India against corruption. .thefunlearning.com

4. Trail blazers:
Evil .  www.123rf.com

"Evils'  -  live in God-deserted  world;  'Saints' - live in God-dominated world; 
 'Swindlers' - live in politician-
dominated world;
'Gossipers' -  live in woman-
dominated world.  
"Cheats" -live in  the world of  bootleggers smugglers and loan sharks;
Successful people' – live in trail-
blazers' dominated world."

Investment swindlers. www.cartoonstock.com

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5. When in the soup:


"When a courageous majestic lion or elephant is  in
the dumps because of sickness or aging, a jackass,  when time is ripe, will  have a ball, giving nice kicks  to him."

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6. Rich woman:
Rich woman. gettyimages.com

Rich ladies and pets.gettyimages.com

"An ordinary man with a responsible wife, having 
common sense and  right discretion enjoys his life better than
A  rich man wallowing in money with a 
disobedient wife, to whom, mascara, eyelashes, jacuzzi  bath, social clubs are more important than  anything else, including her children and her 
husband's  dignity  and  public image."

a guy with a balanced woman. cartoonstock.com
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"If I lean toward this side, I am branded as a leftist 
(left communist party of India). 

If I support the 
other side. I am  tagged   as  a rightist (right 
communist party of India). 

If I tell them I am as  straight as an arrow, the media people take a dig at my sexual orientation"..

..........  lament of an Indian Communist party leader

CPI(M) Kerala crisis. www.socialism.in

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"The competing bewitching beauties  at a beauty contest are creatures of artifice and farce, far from being natural.

 As for transvestites,  they are nothing but creatures of insanity, and ought to be caged in the gorilla section of a zoo".      

 ............ a grandma telling another grandma
Transvestism www.cartoonstock.com
                 
pinterest.com

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News18.com

Politicians hunting for votes. FunOnTheNe


' God' caused the creation of the universe, The 'providence'  was in charge of destiny.
The providence made the country  choose the King 'King' made the country safe and prosperous,

'Men and women' made the families happy, They made made the town livable and lovable,
Their 'Children' made the home paradise, a heaven on earth,

Alas! 'politicians are keen to see to it the happy people are divided on various lines - caste, color, religion, etc.They have unashamedly poked their nose in every thing and made the Earth a hell hole of everything not good and mayhem."

quora

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