Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes And Humor General - 25

1. Falling man:

" Many obnoxious people, with glee, laugh at the fallen men and derive immense pleasure out of others' miseries. These sadists don't realize  the impact of the edit of god.  Theirs  will be the next ones  in line - head over their heels. Perhaps, they may be pushed  far deeper into the abyss where the Devils will play tango with them!"

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2. Power of discretion:

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"The line between 'YES' and 'NO' is wiggly and blurred. People who  take decisions on the spur of the moment  may land in trouble. In a tough situation, use your discretion without reservation. When dealing with people of different stature, be careful. "Don't ever say to them 'NO' out of arrogance and  contempt and 'YES' out of  cowardice and fear".

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3. Happiness:

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 "Happiness is a state mind and is always with us, but unfortunately, it is, more often  than not, edged out by  comparing us with other people  and  by a tinge of envy and hatred that may raise their ugly head  hidden in us."

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4. Tagging one's life    
"If a man talks too much,  he is talkative,
 If he speaks  too Little,  he is reserved,
If he spends too much,  he is spendthrift,
If he advances too much,  he is wayward
If he lags behind,  he is haggard,
If he insists too much, he is obstinate,
If he insists too little, he is fickle-minded,
If he is accommodating, he makes himself cheap,
If he remains stiff, he is proud"..... from  The Sunday Times  July 05, 1953.

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5. Devil and saint
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"When Devils and demons get an upper hand, saintly will  remain unaffected, calm and composed as a placid lagoon".

 6. God And Our Desires                  
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 "God neither requires man's  offerings to fulfil his desires, nor does  'He' expect him to return  His own gifts bestowed on him; His gifts being how lucky to be born with able bodied without any physical impairments."

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7. Unwanted guest

''It is nice to have guests in your house.  Mind you, an unwanted, over-bearing and nosy guest is the most disgusting character on your premises". So watch Out.

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8. Dame luck:


"Regardless of  your talents and toil, unless  you have  elements of luck,  no progress can be made.  Bear in mind,  guided  by "Dame Luck", a man may come out of a bone dry well with a live fish in his mouth."  ....An Indian Proverb.

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9. To be alone:
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"Considering the fact that we meet all kinds of people in our lives,  choosing the right person as our friends has become a tough job

 As such, I would rather be alone, staring at the ceiling in my house than in the company of lousy, bad people. Why take risk?"



Note: Many of the posts on Quotes for Life,Funny Quotes and Humor were published more than   seven or eight  years ago and now I repost them  one by one now on  after update and correction.  

The funny quotes  presented above are meant for pondering,  laughter and fun only. Unless and  otherwise  authors' names are mentioned,  the quotes are mine and are not meant to  hurt any person. Image credit goes to  respective cartoonist and media mentioned there under ...... Author

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com )