Funny quotes and humor - 21

Before and after marriage:

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 rikkefeldmann.bloggersdelight.dk

"Before marriage  I was thrilled by my fiance's bewitching, butterfly - like eyes.  After marriage, the butterflies in her eyes have taken refuge  in my stomach, whenever she  goes on a 
shopping spree." 

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Part of life:

jealousy as bad as tornado. freecoloringpages.co.uk

Attachment is like leech .Leech www.clipartof.com

Attachment: Leech in the wild forest,                                              difficult to pull it out.
Greed :  Torrential rain (bad after-results).
Lust & Desire: Uncontrollable inferno; will cause bad damages
Jealousy :  PoweRful  tornado,causing destruction and pain.
Peace of mind  :  Placid lagoon (calm & composed; good results).

Wife  :  White elephant; result: husband's  shrinking walleT                

Husband  :  Sacrificial lamb or bankrupt (meek and servile).

Frustrated husband ? motivateme.in

Coiming home. otivateme.in

husband  going broke ? sriagarwal.blogspot.com

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Infatuation:

Beautiful broad & Lustful eyes. art-i-fex.deviantart.com 
 

"Infatuation lasts no longer than the time taken by a flower to wither; a soulless companionship".

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