Father: "Harry, you don't seem to have any financial worries. Your grandpa who was in the employ of East India company made a fortune and you inherited part of it. Your children are well settled. Give me one good reason for your worries".
Old man: "It is about my wife Victoria. For the past several months she has been nagging me. Frequently she goes on a shopping spree and buys useless stuff and for her age she must stay at home quietly. Instead of servants, I am taking care of the daily chores in her absence. I get restless and the place where I can get good rest is the grave in the Church yard".
"Father, your Sunday services are a bore. You talk about everything except God. Your Sunday prayer has become a publicity bonanza for you and your son. You brag about the new Bible published by you and you force the church members to buy your nicely bound golden-bordered Bible. Your pitch is much worse than salesman's. Your Bible contains lots of your photos taken with world famous Presidents and prime minsters who come to power by throwing all kinds of false promises, but they never follow them through. Any way, as you said I will read the Bible and come to your Sunday services regularly here onward".
Father: "Glad, you have become a true christian. How come you have made the right decision so quickly?"
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