Sunday, 18 March 2018

Funny quotes, humor, etc - 48


Art of controlling the Tongue:
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"Among the human parts, 'Tongue' is the most exciting one with which we express our emotions. Hence, it is god's wonderful creation which is more beneficial to women than men. For the politicians, it is a the most remarkable weapon with which they can give spell-binding stump speeches of lies and half lies. The irony is the tongue may win you laurels and also brickbats, depending on how you use it. Indian saints say, "A tongue on leash will save many a heartburn". So we need to use it carefully".

Flattery:
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"Almost everybody is prone to flattery, the temporary sense of elation will make the person ecstatic. Both politicians and women love it very much. The former may use it to fool others to gain something - votes to hold a political office. The latter fall for it only to be fooled. Well- spirited men and women will never give room to flattery. Flattery is fake and lacks truth".
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Rumor:
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"Rumor, if the time is right, will spread faster than Summer Bush fire and Dandelions. Conjectures, surmises and exaggerations blow it hard  and spread it far and wide. In woman's social clubs and associations, it has the nasty habit of working overtime". In political circles, it causes head-rolling and sea-saw battle for holding on to power'.

Beauty and vanity:
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"Widely noticed among the women folks, both are transient and will wilt under ageing.  Soon, it will disappear like a morning dew.  So do not be a slave to them and and spoil your god-given natural beauty''

Bribe:
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"No government office across the world is free from this evil. It is  a gift given with 'reservation'  'damnation' and 'curses in silence'. It does not give the corrupt man not even one hundredth of joy  and peace of mind that a hard working man gets by earning his bread  the hard way".

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