Monday, 4 April 2016

Funny quotes 14


Bitter half.

"Thank you buddies  for the first anniversary 

wedding  gifts. Please don't bother me by asking

the same question: How is your married life?  My 

answer is  as simple as an apple pie. I am leading a 

bitter life with my bitter-half in a bitter year."

     ....... a message on the wall of an IT professional in his office in Bangalore.

Code od silence:

Omerta .
 "There is a nice way to keep away from trouble if 

you happen to work in the midst of badmouths, 

gossip mongers and intemperate and yelling bosses. 

Practice "omerta"- the code of silence of Sicilian 

mafiosi. If you make this practice perfect, you will 

never land in trouble."

 Wrong tagging:

Communist party of India.

 "If I lean toward this side, I am branded as a leftist 

( left communist party of India). If I support the 

other side. I am  tagged   as  a rightist (right 

communist party of India). If I tell them I am as 

straight as an arrow, the media people mistake me 

that  previously I was bisexual"

..........  lament of an Indian Communist party leader

CPI(M) Kerala crisis.
Beauty queen:
"The competing bewitching beauties  at a beauty 

contest are creatures of artifice. As for transvestites, 

they are nothing but creatures of insanity."       

    ............ a grandma telling another grandma