Quotes For Life / Funny Quotes & Humor: Hilarious Tombstone Inscriptions - 03

Humor in the grave:

Losing someone, may be a friend or a member of your family,  can impact  you personally. Days of grief, sorrow and separation  following the loss may  haunt you for sometime.   However, some people who  reached the heavenly abode after having  led a humble, but humorous life on this earth,  will never disappoint the visitors to their grave in the church graveyard. With a view to playing down  their  grief, pain and sorrow  they immortalize themselves by way of  leaving a funny epithet.

 Jesus Called And Kim Answered. askideas.com

 dead man pressed the accelerator instead of
the break to stop the car.
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rock fell on the man from heaven  to
 take him back there. seaskideas.com

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No man fgrn.... date!! cartoonstock.com
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 Money matter and greed:

 Many people love money more than their better-half; the  ''Will''  executed by the  rich departed soul is the one most sought after. In the case of  ''winning Super lotto'', the beloved wife /husband  will  turn the house upside down to get it. Such a poor soul  will go to such an extend to dig the grave and shake-up the loved one in slumber to possess it.  

widow looking for the winning lottery
ticket in the grave. cartoonstock.com

money bag closer to the heart
than his wife.
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 ''Like a horse wearing blinds, when greed goes past love and  'care after money,  only madness will prevail at the end.''

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Peaceful eternal rest:

In the course of a serious verbal duel the elderly woman said, ''I do not want to get buried close to your grave''. The old man replied, ''That idea is good. I do not like it either and I do not  want my eternal sleep disturbed because  your ear-piercing, hair splitting belching had given me countless sleepless nights ''.
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