Quotes For Life / Funny quotes and humor: Hilarious tombstone Inscriptions - 04

Navrang India June 08, 2026

  The following tombstone epitaph ( some are imaginative) may be quite interesting: 

John Moon;   Born 1887 -  Died 1847 

''Here lies  beneath the earth John Moon who was eclipsed on 10 Feb 1947.''

George Riddle:  Born: 1811 -  Died: 12 March 1900

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''Here lies George Riddle, the  stud  horse farm owner,
He was on a horse's saddle one day.
How  he died is a riddle.''

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Dr. Turn Ball MD :  Born 21 Dec. 1910; kicked to eternity April 1966.
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''Here lies Dr. Turn Ball MD of  a small US town, who, a great diet doctor and connoisseur of  French wine and  thoroughbred women whom he dated despite his age.  As ill-luck would have it, he died in the stable kicked hard by one of the strongest on Dec. 1910 evening around 6.35 pm;  she kicked  him to the upper world.

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Martin Winter: Born: June 22 1900;  Died  Sept.  29 1970

''Under the sod and under the shadow of the tree 
lie the mortal remains of Martin Winter
who breathed his last on a cold winter morning while sleeping!!''

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Joe Wily,  the gun slinger and country music singer: Born January 20, 1815  Died:  11 Feb 1877.

''Here below the lump of clay and trash  lies in eternal peace my uncle Joe Wily, who  liked  six-shooter and six-packs,
One slug from his enemy, two slugs from his concubine  did not finish him, 
And  one nice kick from his wife  Donna did it all;  that pushed him into a pit in the grave - the eternal world.''

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Sam  Bone:  Born: 12 Oct 1912; Choked on fish bone: 1 May 1960, 8 pm.

''Under the shadow of the Lord taking eternal rest is  Cousin Sam  Bone, who died while  dinning with his wife. A little fish bone was the culprit that clogged the food pipe.'' 

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Compiled by

K. N. Jayaraman (Author: navrangindia.blogspot.com)