Wednesday, 1 August 2018

Funny quotes and humor - 54

Biased right and marriage:
 ''In a marriage, you have to be in full agreement to keep it going: The word 'Right' is biased and one sided.  What about the word  'Wrong? It never fights and enjoys giving company to husband.''

Pangs of infatuation:
''Infatuation is 'love in a hurry' and there is no trust in it. It is blind like a new born puppy and when it gains sight love disappears like the willow-the-wisp.''

 Wilting under age:
''Happy is a woman who marries a man her age. The advantage she has is when she is ageing like Mahogany furniture and has wrinkled  skin and sagging chin, most probably by that time,  he will go blind enough not to notice it.'' 

Right time to make confession:
''Making confession to your beloved wife is a great thing. It is a nice way to get rid of your pent-up feeling / emotion.  Bear in mind, when it comes to your past stupid romantic escapades indulged in a moment of aberration, have a frank chat with your old lady when she develops severe hearing impairment.''  

A drunk and a devotee
Quotes Ideas
A spiritualist was telling a gathering: 

''When a man, who has never been to a temple goes there, he
prostrates before the God, hoping his worries will be 
solved soon  ........
Likewise, a drunk does the same - finally he prostrates on the ground when his head is overloaded with alcohol and worries.''

Telling the truth:

 ''A man was telling his fiancee, ''I drink very moderately and I avoid over-drinking.''  The woman said, '' That is good for your health as well as for a healthy married lif.''  The man replied, ''If I get drunk, the problem is, besides having a bad hang over, I will become  terribly sober and you may look as ugly as a sea Hag with stubs of hair in the chin."
Sea Hag. Enchanted America -