Sunday, 6 August 2017

Funny quotes & humor - 42

 Heaven and hell:

"God made the universe,
King made the  country prosperous,
Man made the town livable and lovable,
Woman made the family happy.
Children made the home paradise,
Alas! politicians poked their nose in every thing
and made the Earth hell."

Trump wall (hell)

Politicians and concubines:

Politicins hunting for votes. FunOnTheNe

"A drunk man, in stupor, said:
There is no difference between politicians and concubines. They never fail to speak 
like saints in public, but act like devils from deep sea in private."
Politician and his wants:

Indian politician in ICU. The Economic Times

 "Politicians love three words - Victory in the election, Publicity by way of getting into controversy and Hospital to take refuge under the pretext of ill-health if caught in a scam or scandal."