Funny quotes, humor, etc

Colorful world;

arrival of pioneers. editorialcartoonists.com

colorful logos. www.cagle.com

" In this colorful world, the 'whites' are proud of their Camellia white skin, 'Native American Indians' are proud of their copper skin, the 'blacks' are proud of their ebony coffee-colored skin,
'Indians' (from the Indian subcontinent) are proud of their brown skin, 'Chinese' are proud of their yellow skin"...........

At last, when these people hit the grave and get buried there, they neither retain the color of the skin nor the skin itself. Over a period of time, their mortal remains become a mound of dust out of whatever is left. Then, why this fuss about color and racial superiority? Hatred begets hatred. As for God (any God) in the Hindu mythology, He has no Aathi (beginning) and no Antham (no end). And the almighty is color-blinded!!

Strange Beggars:

pink-slipped begger? www.timescontent.com

Beggers can be choosers!! www.pinterest.com

A man from the sociology department of a local college was gathering survey on the fast disappearing old menace - Begging.

He asked a beggar on the street, "Jobs are available in India even for the blind people. Don't you feel bad to stand here and beg?", Came the reply, "None of the jobs gives me freedom, peace of mind and fresh air. Begging is an art, no wheeling dealing, no commission and corrupt practices are involved. Most importantly, we make good bucks and do not pay taxes. By the bye, I'm a graduate and I know how to read Braille. The people in the government houses are doing the same thing daily in the comforts of A/C as we do the same thing under the tree in the fresh air. People with sympathy and good mind drop coins or small bills on our panhandle. As for the freaks in the govt. offices, agitated people with curse drop wads of bills on their panhandle!! Anyway, they are also beggars like us. Why this hue and cry?"

Begging in style., India. havetoremember.wordpress.com

The sociology researcher moved over to another beggar who happened to be blind, sitting right before a Women's College. The researcher asked him, "You seem to be young. Do you know the braille language and, if so, why do you beg and choose this location? " The beggar replied, " You have asked too many questions. My answer is simple. I like freedom, no peer pressure, hence begging is my calling, heck with my diploma. As for other questions, right before the women's college, no body can get a better location, as you know, all kinds of people hang around herte. I like the ambiance very much!! This place is heaven for young college boys and coots. For me too, it is colorful for them and for my pan it is coin-ful, frequently up to the brim". No hassle from the taxmen".