Monday, 16 May 2016

Funny quotes and humor - 19


Mind and tongue in check:
girl with zipped mouth. a way of keeping the tongue on leash. www.shutterstock.co

Ever active mouth & tonguewww.freepik.com
"If the mind is in check and the flapping tongue is on leash  many 
a  problem can be kept at bay. If not, you will be heading for 
serious trouble".

Unwanted guest:
Unwanted guest. www.cartoonstock.com
 It is nice to have guests in your house.  Mind you, an unwanted. 
over-bearing,  nosy guest is the most disgusting character on your 
premises".
Unwanted guest.www.cartoonstock.com
 Dame luck:

Man with a fish. www.clipartof.com
"Regardless of  your talents and toil, unless  you have  elements of 
luck,  no progress can be made.  Bear in mind,  guided  by "Dame 
Luck", a man may come out of a bone dry well with a live fish in 
his mouth".

Secret between husband and wife:

Rooster and day break www.shutterstock.comw
Rooster and day break. www.istockphoto.com
Hiding a secret from your beloved wife is an impossible thing, 
because....... " Hiding a secret from your wife is like trying 
to  sneak a daybreak past a rooster".           
                                 .......  Lou Walters, American Journalist

                                                            

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