Sunday, 13 March 2016

Funny quotes 05

 Wild Tongue:

 "Enormity of  one's mistakes and the propensity of 

ensuing troubles have direct bearing on how wide

one's  mouth is open and how fast the carping 

tongue wages."
wild tongue

Face of man with a big mouth.

Opportunistic Indian politician:
"An Indian  politician's stump speeches during 

election times -  is nothing but a magical mix of 

permutation and combination of promises of plenty,  
laced with  some  silly, unsubstantiated statistics  

here and there, full of sound and fury, the end result 

is zilch. Besides,  when he  meets the prospective  

voters personally, he will
do all kinds of somersaults to get your vote. Once 

elected to office, when you approach him for simple 

help, he will make  you stand upright on your 

head in a typical yoga posture for hours together just 

to see him."   

Dame luck:
"Guided by dame luck, and if the time is ripe, a man 

may come out of a  bone dry water well with a live 

fish in his mouth." 
man with a fish.

 Lion and goat:
 A proud lion and its tail.
"I would rather be a meek goat than  be  a  

 lion's tail  and lose my identity and individuality"

                                    – a Tamil saying.

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